Where Treetops Glisten… and Children Listen… to Absolutely Nothing. If you know, you know. This cozy holiday sweatshirt is for every parent, teacher, or adult human who’s ever tried to speak during December and been met with blank stares, sugar-fueled zoomies, or sudden selective hearing.
Featuring a lineup of whimsical, brightly decorated Christmas trees, this design brings all the sparkle of the season — paired with the brutally honest reality that the kids are gonna do whatever they want anyway.
Soft, warm, and guaranteed to get a laugh at every holiday party, school event, or family gathering. Because sometimes the only way to get through December is with caffeine, humor, and a really cute sweatshirt.
8 oz; 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Air jet yarn for a softer feel & no pilling
1x1 athletic rib cuffs & waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
